After School

Me: Wil, what was your favorite part of school today?
Wil: The part where we got to go home.

No one wanted to go to school today. Wil said, "I wish we could all stay home together." But they did pretty well getting ready, and Elizabeth was consoled by my promise to join them for lunch tomorrow. We'll try to finish eating ahead of her class so she can show me around her classroom while it's empty. We like that.

Me: Wil, what was your favorite thing about school today?
Wil: Math.
Me (surprised): Did you say Math?
Wil: Yeah, we did 1 and 2.
Me: You mean you wrote the numbers 1 and 2? Did you add them or anything?
Wil: We practiced writing them, and we drew pictures of one thing and then two things....

Aha, now I understand. Drawing is the key to Wil's heart or at least the way to capture his interest.

First Grade - Day 3

Elizabeth favorite thing: designing and coloring a balloon which she called "Prisas Colorfur" or Princess Colorful.

Wil's favorite: Music class and writing in his journal.

It's only the second day, but Elizabeth is already frustrated about First Grade being boring. "We don't do anything new," she complained. After school, unprompted by me, she pulled out her Usborne Learning Palette and Math problems because, as she explained, they hadn't done any Math yet at school.

First Grade - Day 2

Wil: Why do we have to go to school again? When is this going to end?

First Grade

To Elizabeth,
  You were so bright and confident this morning on your first day of First Grade.  Despite lack of sleep, maybe from excitement or nerves, you hopped out of bed this morning when I began our "Good Morning, Princess" song.  It was a day for hopping, as you wiggled into your new school uniform.  You know you look adorable in it.  You jumped out of the car at the entrance to Leaphart, all ready to go.  I smiled as I watched you chat with the aide that was helping us unload.  Yes, you can carry that heavy bag of school supplies.  Yes, you know where to go.  You didn't even turn around to say 'good-bye' as you headed inside.  Back at one of your favorite places.  Back where you belong.


To Wil,
  I was so proud of you this morning on your first day of First Grade.  You woke up cheerfully - you knew today was a special day.  You got ready for school with little complaining and we were all ready early.  At school, you kissed me good-bye as we said "I love you."  I will always remember your pinched little face as I drove away.  You were trying so hard not to cry.  I shed a few tears myself.  You are so full of hopes and dreams.  And I am full of hopes and dreams for you.

Mission Organization

Mission Organization

Elizabeth to Wil: I've figured out something. Momma is more interested
in the organization part than the decorating.

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Last night

Wil: Daddy, do you think Secret Agent Barbie is cool?

Me: (thinking fast) Well, I think the 'secret agent' part is cool, but I'm not so crazy about the 'Barbie' part. [Pause to bask in the glow (and relief) of my great answer.] Do you think Secret Agent Barbie is cool?

Wil: Well, I think the 'secret agent' part is cool, but I think the 'Barbie' part is eek!

This morning at 5:45

Wil: Daddy, why can't I go to that Brownie meeting?

This came out of a dead sleep, such that I wasn't even sure he was awake. But he was, and this was the first thing he thought of, poor boy. I have to take Bethy to an organizational Brownie meeting tomorrow morning and he doesn't want to stay home.

I was singing 'Keane' in the car one day and Elizabeth said 'Daddy, where is someplace only we know?' I thought that was pretty cute. Wil said 'I know: Gramma Sue's house.' Last night they said 'Tulsa Oklahoma'.

Today we finally had a summer day like the one I dreamed about before school ended. We did a few housekeeping chores after breakfast, ran errands, ate lunch and then played in the pool until almost 3 pm. Now the twins are going to play while I get a few more things done. Then it will be time for Sean to come home and supper. Maybe we'll get back in the pool after that!

More multimedia twin goodness:

OK, OurMedia didn't work more times than it did. So I'll use YouSendIt and you can get the file for up to a week. After that, if you come around here and want to hear it, email me.

Wil doing Edna Mode from The Incredibles

Bethy doing Edna Mode

Time to warmup this Blogger Images rig!

Ever since I showed the twins (and especially Wil) the UGO HeroMachine there's a constant queue to create more heroes. Here are the ones we've done in the last 2 days (Some of these are copyrighted by Marvel. Hope I don't get cease and desist-ed):






Now this next one is a Wil special. He's mostly designed based on Disney Tarzan.


In Wil's milieu there is also Naked Man, Naked Baby, Naked Woman, Naked Girl, and Naked Dog.

Thanks to the twin miracles of Audacity and Ourmedia, I have some new sound files of the twins to post for you:

Wil singing 'O Leaphart' (their school song)
Elizabeth singing 'ZYX'
Wil singing 'Take me out to the ballgame'

More to come...

Elizabeth's Valentine to God

The first part is fill-in-the blank, but then she wrote the rest.

I love God more than anything!

Dear God,
I love you God!
I can't wate to see you!
I sik dat it will be gate. (I think that it will be great.)
Love, Elizabeth

Elizabeth is a list maker. I found these two lists after she and Wil were playing shopping. Taking care of Wil's dog Freckles was a major priority. Here are the things they needed:

Gosrey lits (Grocery list)
1. peycoo (pizza, originally spelled peesoo but then she erased it)
2. kani kugry (Kanine Krunchies)
3. doGy biGis (doggy biscuits)
4. vegtabro (vegetables)
5. fots (fruits)

TRGit (Target)
1. magi (matches)
2. soov (stove)
3. dusp panre (dust pan)
4. fmondinre (thermometer)
5. medsi fwh (medicine for Freckles)

When asked, the twins disagreed about whether fwh spelled Freckles or his initials: Freckles Rescue Hero. Regardless, I think Elizabeth's spelling is brilliant. She has also begun to enjoy word searches and filling in the squares on Sean's crossword puzzles.

I'm not going to get this exactly right, but hopefully you'll get the gist of it.

Wil was playing last night and half talking to himself and half talking to me. He was talking about fighting The Bad Guys. Then he said something like 'But Jesus said we should love our enemies [or The Bad Guys, I forget which]. So how can we fight them and love them at the same time?' He thought about it and said 'I think if we put them in a cage, we could fight them and love them at the same time.'

I told him that was really good thinking.

Smart boy.

We're having an afternoon snack the other day and Wil very sweetly brought some crackers over to the kitchen. I said 'Oh, no thank you. I've already had my crackers, but it was nice of you to offer.'

I warmed up some pot roast vegetables for myself, and asked him if he wanted some, as a joke, because I knew he didn't like them. He said, sweetly and sincerely 'No thank you, but it was nice of you to offer.'

I love that boy.

We went to Irmo Middle School for "Lunch with Santa" on Saturday because Wil has asked repeatedly to meet Santa. He knows it's just someone pretending to be Santa, that Santa doesn't exist, but he's still enamored with the idea. The middle schoolers performed some songs, solos and a dance. Elizabeth really enjoyed it. But, of course, meeting Santa was still the big attraction. Wil told him he wanted Rescue Heroes for Christmas. Elizabeth said she wanted the My Little Pony Castle. (Translation: she saw a commercial for it on television that morning. Then she surprised me by repeating the wish at Daisy Girl Scouts last night.) But the bigger deal was explaining to them about not telling other kids that Santa isn't real. The twins know the story of St. Nicholas, and the only Santa-business we've ever done is buying presents for less fortunate children. So I explained that even though we know the truth about Santa, we have to keep it a secret. They were very impressed by having such an important secret, so hopefully they won't be the bringers of bad tidings to their classmates. However, it made me hope very much that there aren't many more times in their lives when I have to tell my kids not to tell the truth.

I've missed posting some good stuff lately, but here's a funny little conversation Elizabeth had with one of Sean's students at our InterVarsity Christmas party on Saturday night: They were discussing our Christmas decorations and how there will be more decorations at GiJi and GrampAl's house when we go there for Christmas. The student asked if Elizabeth was going to get anything in her stocking, referring to the stocking hanging on our mantle. Elizabeth said seriously, "Now that is a problem. I have two stockings. There is another one at GiJi's house because that is where we are going to do Christmas." We couldn't help laughing.

Wil playing basketball

From Christine's email:

I'm happy to report that Wil is playing better at basketball. He still doesn't like it, but he's improving none the less. On Saturday he twice stopped a kid from moving the ball, (okay, he fouled them.) He caught a pass and he attempted a pass. He's also fastest up and down the court. Partly that's because he's nowhere near the ball usually, but it also means he's paying attention to when possession of the ball changes. I missed the pass, but caught the attempt on camera. Enjoy!

Must be nice to be so handsome. 

Telephone

This may not have been what they said, but it's what I heard:

C: Wil, what are you up to?
W: What?
C: I just asked what you are up to.
W: Yes.


What they really said (I found out later):

C: Wil, are you OK?
W: What?
C: I just asked if you're OK.
W: Yes.

I promised a Bethy ballerina picture, and here it is. 'Bethy' seems a little too frivolous for this serious ballerina, so I'll title this one: Elizabeth, ballerina.
 

More on Wil and girlfriends: On saturday, after basketball, Wil surprised me saying, out of nowhere 'Daddy, I know why you married Christine.'

me: 'Oh, why?'

Wil: 'Because she was your girlfriend.'

me: 'Momma says you're too young to be thinking about girlfriends.'

Wil's map of Middle Earth

Wil's map of Middle Earth
Originally uploaded by Sean Meade.

Wil is a Tolkien prodigy. He made this 'map' himself. Click through to Flickr to see my notes on each part of the map. You will stand amazed. The descriptions are mine. I will probably do a higher quality version later with his own descriptions.

We just got word today from Mrs. Wertz that Wil was chosen as a November Terrific Kid for his citizenship. The focus of citizenship at Leaphart includes being considerate and fair, and showing appreciation and commitment. We are so proud! He asked me last week to come to school when he was on WLES-TV, but I didn't understand he'd already been chosen. Of course I'll be there on Friday!

I've been surprised at Wil's interest in "girlfriends." Elizabeth totally caught me off guard today with this bit of wisdom: "Here's one way you can know Julia is Robert's girlfriend - Julia patted Robert on the shoulder the last time I was at centers."

When we went to have lunch with the twins last Friday (since we'd both been out of town), I said to Elizabeth, 'Do your friends in your class know you're a princess?'

And she said, 'No, and don't tell them, either!'

Mostly funny with just a touch of sadness (that she's getting to the age where she'd want to hide something like that).

I don't think I ever wrote about why Elizabeth said she wanted to be a bride.

We were at Jennifer's wedding in March of 2003. Bethy had mostly been saying that she wanted to be a ballerina when she grew up. I took her to the ballet in Tulsa in January.

During the wedding Elizabeth said 'Oh, daddy, the bride looks very beautiful.'

It was later, at the reception, when she said 'Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be a ballerina and a bride.'

Ballerina Bethy (in street clothes) with Ballerina Bear (downtown Hendersonville). 

Pretty mommy and twins. 

Big and cute! (Christine's fave) 

Bethy this morning (because I'm wired, baby!) 

There are numerous things that make the twins' elementary school a cut above the rest. National Blue Ribbon School of Excellence, Red Carpet Award for being "family friendly," Everyday Math, reading and literacy programs, etc. Most recently I discovered they have a full kitchen in their classroom cluster and why - they baked a cake! Together! At school! Last week they were learning colors and talked about primary and secondary colors. On Friday all four classes baked their own Rainbow cake. That's cool. Also, the principal still leads the school in the Pledge of Allegiance, God Bless America and a moment of silence every day. Elizabeth's teacher sings a thank you song with her class every day before lunch. We are so pleased with our first public school experience.

Last night during family devotions we read about evil King Ahab and Queen Jezebel and the righteous man Naboth and his vineyards. Elizabeth prayed that good people like Naboth get to go to Heaven. So Sean asked her, "What do people have to do to go to Heaven?" She said, "Tell people about God." Not exactly, Sean told her. "Believe in God," she said. Yes! "I've always believed in God," she said. That's probably true.

Time to brag. Elizabeth is a star. Mrs. Hilton sometimes gives out Skittles as rewards for sitting quietly, following instructions, etc. Elizabeth doesn't like Skittles so she has her own special Hershey Kisses and Hugs. On Wednesday Mrs. Hilton said Elizabeth was going to go home with a bag full. Elizabeth didn't, of course, but she understood the compliment and was so pleased. Then yesterday during "Literacy Centers" Mrs. Hilton said that she and Mrs. Huck were going to have big heads when their students go to First Grade. Elizabeth didn't exactly understand that one, but she knew it was because they were the smart kids.

Looks like a pro, aye? And Beckham-handsome, too. 

It's been a big week for starting new things. Wil had his first ever soccer practice last Saturday and Elizabeth went to Daisy Girl Scouts for the first time. Wil told Sean, "Soccer is cool," when Sean got home on Saturday. Elizabeth was happy they did a craft at Girl Scouts on the very first day. I had warned her it might just be an information meeting.

Wil had soccer again on Monday evening and got to try his skills as a sweeper. He was very enthusiastic and I thought he played well. During both practices he started asking me 'how much longer?' after the first 30 minutes, but he assured me later that everything was fun, just long. His team is the Waves.

At long last Elizabeth started ballet and tap classes at the Community Rec Center. Parents weren't allowed to stay in the room, but we got to watch through the one-way window. She looked as though she was concentrating hard on what her dance teacher told her to do and equally hard at what she looked like in the mirror. I wish I could have gotten a picture. I certainly thought she was the most graceful of the ten little girls there!

We have 'homework' assignments now. They're just short activities about counting, patterns, the alphabet, etc. For example, "Name two words that rhyme with tree." That's it. We've got a calendar and the twins can choose what they want to do that day and then we check it off. There's something for every day but right now they only have to do one a week. We're having fun with it, however, and have done more. Yesterday Wil picked, "Draw a picture of your teacher and list three things you like about her." He said:

I like (Mrs. Wertz) because she teaches me.
I get to help her because I like her.
I like her because she wears cool shirts.

The twins get to check out books from the school library now. It's a big deal at our house. Elizabeth has been talking about it since school started. "We get to check out books after Labor Day. When is Labor Day?" She picked the same Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer book that my parents have at their house. Wil picked out a Rosemary Wells book about a mouse called Shy Charles. Charles looks a lot like Max even though Max is a rabbit.

When I asked Wil what he had to do to borrow the book, he said, "I paid for it." I was a little surprised by that answer, but a upon further questioning I figured out that the librarian scanned a barcode that must go to Wil's name, ("It went beep like at the grocery store,") and then the barcode on the book, ("It beeped again.") I think he understands that he didn't actually buy the book, but we'll find out when he has to return it on Friday.

This is the time of day when I try to keep one eye or ear on Wil. He used to fall asleep at this time and ruin his sleeping pattern, which is much more critical now that they're in school. This has only happened once since they started school, so he seems to have broken the pattern, but I'm still anxious about it.

Christine and Elizabeth were in the other room counting and I hadn't seen or heard Wil in a while. So I went to check on him in his room. He was sitting under his table.

Me: Whatcha doin?
Wil: Finkin.
M: OK, just wanted to check on ya.

pause

W: Daddy, can I keep finkin?
M: Sure.
W: Because I need people to leave me alone in my room to fink.
M: OK, no problem. I just wanted to make sure you were OK.

I guess this is what introverts do when they come home from school.

Christine tried to quiz him on his PIN (for school lunch) after they got home, and he just couldn't pay attention. Maybe later.

We met Wil's friend Chandler and Elizabeth's friend Brooke at lunch last week. Chandler didn't have much to say although he seemed to enjoy sitting with us and talked a bit to Wil. Wil was so pleased that we'd come to meet his friend. Brooke on the other hand chatted happily about everything. She may have talked even more than Elizabeth.

I put the "popcorn words" will, go, and we on the refrigerator to see if the twins would notice. Elizabeth did and she rearranged them to write We will go. Brilliant!

Sean asked Elizabeth "What did you learn today in school?"

Her answer: "You can write numbers as numbers, in a set, or as a word!" She was fascinated by the last. She told me later that two numbers start with f but she couldn't remember which ones. And then Wil piped up that he couldn't remember how to spell one. But I know they'll learn.

Wil's got a great new repertoire of songs from Kindergarten. Some of them are definitely geared towards 5-year-olds, like Food Fight, Herman the Worm, and one about a stinky diaper. He's also learned the days of the week in School is Cool and the months of the year. The one that makes me laugh the most is "Who let the Y out? Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh."

Popcorn Words

"I see two popcorn words," the twins said, "'Will' and 'go'."

Elizabeth's teacher, Mrs. Hilton, sent a message home and the twins recognized those two words when we opened it up to read it. Elizabeth also knew 'we' and 'P.E.' as in "We will go to P.E. and Music today." They can read! It was a proud moment in the Meade household.

Elizabeth got a "Blue Ribbon" for solving the Alphabet Riddle today. She is so proud and we are very proud of her too. Sean and I went to lunch yesterday and her teacher told us Elizabeth is very good about volunteering to help, raising her hand when she wants to talk, and she always knows the correct answers. We watched her in class for a little bit after lunch. Sure enough when Mrs. Hilton asked a question, Elizabeth's hand was first in the air and she knew the answer.

Wil was so happy to have us come to lunch. His teacher asked if he would like to have someone sit with him. She meant one of the other students, but Wil pointed to us.

Stories from Days 3 & 4

When I dropped Wil and Elizabeth off at school on Monday morning, they didn't even turn around to say good-bye. That may have been because Wil was deep into a story he was making up about a stray dog we'd just seen. Elizabeth said the dog needed a leash. I suggested the dog had followed its owner to school, and Wil took up the story from there.

Yesterday I watched them go in. They didn't need help and headed straight to their classroom. They're so BIG!

According to the schedule, Wil's "Special Areas" yesterday were Spanish and Computer Lab. I asked him what he learned in Spanish. He said, "I raised my hand when I wanted to talk. I learned where to put my hands (in his lap) and where to put my feet (crisscross, not sticking out.) "Did you learn any Spanish words?" I asked. "No." What about Computer Lab? "We saw the computers, but then it was all talk, talk, talk."

Elizabeth got to play in the Kitchen Center yesterday with Brooke. She was thrilled! Brooke was wearing green and pink and had a green scrunchie in her hair.

Elizabeth's teacher taught them some Number Games. So we spent a lot of time last night writing numbers on each others' backs. Elizabeth would mimic her teacher, "You are so smart," except you know when Elizabeth says it it comes out, "You are so fart." She also says, "Round the tree, round the tree, that's the way we make a 3," and "Down and over and down once more, that's the way you make a 4."

This one is for my mom and sister: Wil said Max and Ruby were in the story about Jack and Jill. Check out your Rosemary Wells' Mother Goose books. The bunnies do look a lot like Max and Ruby. Elizabeth will, however, be quick to tell you all the ways they don't look like them. Wil told us the nursery rhyme this morning at breakfast with Max and Ruby in it. Then he went on to Shoo Fly, so they must have done that one yesterday too.

Day Two

Today was much better. They both said so. Elizabeth said, "I love you Leaphart," when we left this afternoon and was sad to learn that there was no school tomorrow. They got to play outside. They had their first day of Spanish. Wil made a book about his friends which included himself, Freckles the Dalmatian puppy, and LarryBoy. He also colored a picture of Angelina the Ballerina for Elizabeth. And he made a chart when he got home so our kitchen could be like Kindergarten. Elizabeth got to play with shells in the Science Center, although she was sad about not getting to play in the Kitchen Center because it was already full. She played with Brooke who sat beside her during Circle Time and was wearing pink today. As a follow-up to yesterday, Wil taught us a song about Herman the Worm at supper. He said, "Momma I learned a funny story at school. It's a song. You make sounds and it goes like this...." We probably sang it and some made-up verses for 30 minutes. So there were some good things about yesterday too.

In related news, I registered Elizabeth for ballet and tap at the community center. She starts in about a month. Tomorrow we'll register Wil for a Fall soccer clinic. It starts next Tuesday. Elizabeth brought home a flier about Girl Scouts today, so of course we'll look into that too!

First Day of School

Well, we all survived the first day of school pretty well. No one cried this morning. They had lots to do when I dropped them off in their classroom so that made things easier. Wil's teacher, Mrs. Wertz was taking a group of day care kids to their bus when I picked the twins up this afternoon. We didn't have time to talk but she said Wil had a very hard day. All Wil has told me is that he didn't get to play on the playground, (it stormed most of the day here,) it was too long, and he doesn't want to go back tomorrow. However, when we got home, the first thing he did was get out our "Gingerbread Man" book and tell himself the story. The Gingerbread Man was part of the theme this week and, I learned from Elizabeth, they read the story and made Gingerbread Man crafts. I also learned from her that she saw Aubrey 4 times, where and when, but they didn't get to play. In typical Elizabeth fashion, she told me a lot about the things they didn't do.

Transient Synovitis. How's that for a couple of big words? It causes hip pain in children and Wil's got it. Oh the things you learn once you become a parent! The good news is with rest and regular doses of ibuprofen he should starting feeling better in 3 or 4 days. The bad news is he has been limping for over a week. He only complained occasionally about pain in his leg and, obviously, I wasn't too concerned. Perhaps the times he had trouble standing should have been a clue. Anyway, we spent the afternoon at the hospital for blood tests and an x-ray just to make sure it isn't anything more serious. Poor Wil was exhausted. He fell asleep in the car almost as soon as we left the parking lot. But he and Elizabeth are playing their usual loud and silly games now.

I know I've been saying it for almost a year but I love this age! The twins are almost 5 years old and their play has become increasingly more elaborate, imaginative, and imitative. Yesterday they played 'family.' Elizabeth was in the living room pushing a baby in the stroller while shopping and Wil was in her room tending to the other babies. They were talking to each other on their pretend cell phones:

Wil: Sweetheart is feeling better, so we don't need medicine.
Elizabeth: Okay. I'll be home soon after I buy some more Disney toys for Katie.
Wil calls back: We need milk. Can you get some before you come home?

Me: You sure look pretty to me.
Elizabeth: I always do to you.

Mission accomplished.

Hermione (Bethy) and Harry (Wil) 

Wil's haircut 

Bethy's hat 

One evening as we walked back to our apartment at Rockbridge, Elizabeth told us, "My favorite thing about summer is swimming. But my favorite thing about Rockbridge is worship."

I finally took Wil back to the pediatrician for his hearing retest. We had tried once before but they were not available for lab work at the time. He got 10 out of 10 correct in both ears. Even though we continued to think his hearning was fine, we are thankful and relieved to know nothing is wrong. Wil was pleased too. "I got them all!" he announced when the test was over even before the nurse said anything. And again in the parking lot he said to me, "Momma, I heard everything!" We called Sean from the car, "Daddy, Momma said I did a very good job."

Just to show how smart Wil is, (not that you all need more proof,) I want to share something about the test. The test consists of 12
pictures. I forget the word for it, but all the pictures are of things that are made up of two words like sailboat, bathtub, ice cream, airplane, etc. Before the test began the nurse reviewed the pictures with Wil to make sure he knew the full name, e.g. sailboat instead of boat. She didn't do them in any particular order and when she was done, Wil pointed to the baseball and said, "What about the baseball? You didn't ask about the baseball." 12 random objects on a page and he knew which one she had missed.

I feel certain now that Wil is ready for Kindergarten. The question remains is Kindergarten ready for Wil?

Yesterday in the car the twins were singing along with their favorite tape of Sunday School songs. "No power or king, can do anything, to take (God's) love away...." When the song was over, Wil went on to ennumerate the powers that can't take God's love away - monsters, bad people, wizards.... Finally he ended with "God is the MOST powerful!" Amen.

The other day Elizabeth told me, "I love you and Daddy 1000. But I love Jesus 1001." We didn't teach her that, so I'm inclined to believe she really does love Jesus more than Momma and Daddy. Later I'll get Sean to post about yesterday's playground evangelism, something else we didn't teach her. She's a natural.

Yesterday the twins played in the water sprinkler for the first time this year. I took a couple pictures, but I wished I could have captured the sound! They were squealing with delight. Elizabeth ran up to me and said, "This is already like Walt Disney World!" Then later, "Momma, did you have this much fun at Walt Disney World?"

Wil has a new favorite computer game, "Detective In A Jar," on DisneyBlast.com. Tonight he was playing his version of the game with his Rescue Heroes. "Detective In A Jar's first question," he says to them. "House of Robbers. Who are the robbers?" If you've been around our house during Lent, then you know the answer is "moneychangers" and refers to when Jesus cleaned out the temple. I love how Wil combines the stories and things that interest him most.

The twins have been reading and looking at Usborne's Flip Flap Body Book. It's a really neat book about things like exercise and healthy eating and answers questions like "what happens to your food?" It also has a section about how babies are made. They were looking over the pictures and Elizabeth asked what sperm is. Wil said, "I know. Tadpoles."

Overheard: "It's 100 o'clock and that's enough time."

"I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart...." Wil has been singing it off and on since breakfast. It makes me so happy.

I love it when the twins say "I love you one hundred." For awhile that was the biggest number they knew. Then one day Elizabeth asked, "What number is bigger than 100?" I started with 101. Now they work to outdue each other "I love Momma 101." "I love Momma 102." "Momma, what's bigger than 102?"

On the way to the ballet yesterday we drove by a billboard that said, "Introduce your children to a real superhero: Jesus Christ." I will spare any readers my thoughts on billboards, but I did pause to think about whether or not my kids thought of Jesus as a superhero. How does Jesus compare in Wil's mind to LarryBoy or the Rescue Heroes? What would Elizabeth say is the difference between Gandalf and God? Then last night we were reading Disney's version of The Black Cauldron and Elizabeth asked "What does 'rule the world' mean?" I said that it means the owner of the Black Cauldron would be in charge of everyone and everything. She answered, "But he wouldn't, because God is."

Another ballet: yesterday Elizabeth and I went to The Sleeping Beauty also performed by the Columbia City Ballet, but it was the entire thing not just a preschoolers version. She loved most of it. However, the third act would have been too much for both of us had there not been the promise of meeting the dancers afterwards. She had her picture taken with three of the fairies including the Lilac Fairy, the Queen and one of the attendants all dressed in lavendar. Alas Princess Aurora was no where to be found. But I still got a lot of good shots for the scrapbook.

Columbia City Ballet has been performing an original version of The Lion King this week. It's 45 minutes long with some narration. Perfect for preschoolers. We went this afternoon and had a lot of fun. The twins favorite scenes were Simba's and Scar's fight, Scar's defeat, and Mufasa's death. Wil says, "It was my teeny tiny favorite because it was sad too." Yes, there is something a little disturbing about fighting and death being "favorites," but I totally agreed with the kids. Those scenes were the most dramatic, most exciting and most emotional. Elizabeth later amended her favorites to include baby Simba's entrance, (they used a real baby,) and Nala's and Simba's wedding. Wil and Elizabeth played a lot of "pinned ya" as we were attempting to leave the theater and they're still playing Lion King now.

The twins have been watching the movie Sinbad with our next door neighbor's little girl. It's rated PG and I had some objections to them watching it. So yesterday Wil wanted to borrow it, they say he could, and we watched it together last night. It's actually very good. The ending is terrific. Sinbad is a hero because he does the right thing which is the harder thing to do instead of more flashy stuff. The parts that rate it PG are mostly innuendo and some language, (which in one case we had to tell Elizabeth she could not say and give her an alternative. She obviously didn't know what was meant.) As 4-year-olds they miss most of the inappropriate remarks. I'm not sure I'd let my 9-year-old see it, and I don't really want the twins to watch it much more. All that to say, we've had a lot of Sinbad play around here today. When Wil plays by himself he uses his Veggies, a truck and his pirate ship. Junior Asparagus is Sinbad. When he plays with Elizabeth, he is Sinbad, Elizabeth is Merina, and Freckles the Dalmatian puppy is Spike. It's entertaining to say the least.

A follow-up to the "amounts experiment": Elizabeth counted her carrots at lunch and said "Five. That's the same as when I'm going to Walt Disney World." But she thought about it for a minute and added, "Five carrots, not five weeks (years). It's not the same. Momma how many weeks until we go to Walt Disney World?"

Elizabeth picked The Nutcracker in place of her 2 TV shows yesterday. She watched the entire thing. I couldn't believe it. More surprisingly, Wil watched most of the last half with her. They were entranced. "There's the prince again," one of them would say, or "Here comes Clara." And even though it was a different company than the one Elizabeth watched over Christmas, she knew exactly which parts she'd seen in Iowa. "This is the same as the one at Granma Sue's house!"

The twins are experimenting with amounts. For example, "It'll take twenty-hundred to give it to you." I didn't realize how confusing this was to other people until we were at my parents' house last week. Wil wanted more milk. GiJi told him there was still milk in his cup. "But I want 80," he said. GiJi and GrampAl both looked confused. "He's experimenting with amounts," I said. "Like 80%?" GiJi asked. "No, just 80," I explained, "80 is a lot of milk."

We're attempting to cut back on our TV watching now that we're all starting to feel better and the holidays are over. The twins get to pick 2 PBS shows to watch during the day and then, if they're not too tired, we watch a "movie" at night. Mostly we've been watching parts of the Harry Potter movies which I got for my birthday. Therefore, they've been playing "Harry Potter" during the day. Elizabeth is always Hermoine. She knows lots of Hermoine's lines and is trying to learn the "spells" like "lumos," "occulus repairo" and "finite incantatum." That's a mouthful for a 4-year-old. Wil has been wearing an enormous pair of black sunglasses with the lenses popped out and flying around on his Nimbus 2000 mop. His favorite scenes to reenact are when Harry catches the snitch in his mouth; when Harry is chased by the bludger, gets his arm broken, but still catches the snitch; and when Ron throws up slugs. He also drew an amazing (and kind of scary) picture of Fawkes and Harry defeating the Basilisk. The most gruesome feature is the snakes' bloody eyes. (Honestly, I haven't let him watch any of that! I did tell him what happened though and I guess he figured out the snake's eyes would be bloody if Fawkes pecked them out.)

This morning, however, they watched Barney. Now they want to make smores like when Barney went camping. I tried to explain we don't have any marshmellows or chocolate in the house, but Wil thinks we can use York Peppermint Patties left over from Christmas instead.

Wil took a nap yesterday and then fell asleep relatively early (say around 11). Predictably, he didn't sleep well last night and woke up at the crack of dawn. He tormented me between 4 and 5, asking me to come sleep with him in his bed. Christine was already sleeping with Elizabeth, so he and I had my bed to ourselves. Therefore, I was not about to leave my warm, snuggly-sheeted (flannel) bed for his cold, lumpy bed with lots of kid-sized covers. Christine heard us fighting and came in to check on him and said she'd lay down with him in his bed, which made me feel like the worst dad in the world. I was still able to fall back asleep, though.

When I woke up Wil had been up for a while, followed by Christine and Elizabeth. Christine said Wil had been all over the house and that every light was on. He'd already cut some tissue paper into pieces. We had two gallons of drinking water in grocery sacks (don't ask) that he even took out to the garage, thinking they were trash! He has certainly never taken the trash out before, nor shown any interest in such an activity. I didn't know he could even open the door to the garage. Christine asked him where the blue bags were and he said 'I put the trash out there.' Then she said 'You've been busy this morning.' and he said 'Yes I have.' Later he offered to take the bowls and spoons to the table for breakfast unprompted. What's more, this is not something we even ask him to do, usually, since it's so far beyond his ken.

Of course, all of his sweet industry only makes me feel like an even worse dad.

Still, I wonder 'Who are you, and what have you done with Wil?'

The twins are playing a lot of "Gandalf Movie" these days. They've been watching selected parts of the Fellowship of the Ring and the Two Towers with Sean. Wil's favorite part is on the appendices to Two Towers where they explain how they created the flooding of Isengard. A close second is Gandalf fighting the Balrog. He's got lots of versions of the latter including one where Gandalf transfers some of his power to Wil. "And I realized," says Wil, "Gandalf is my friend."

Wil wrapped his blocks to give as a present to Elizabeth. Sometimes he can be so SWEET!

"What can I do to stop growing up?"

'Growing up' is Wil's big concern these days. The last time we were staying at my parents' house, he asked me, "Momma, when Elizabeth and I grow up, are you going to have more babies?" I said, "Oh, no, sweetheart. You and Elizabeth are my only babies." With big tears in his eyes he said, "But then you'll be all alone." I explained that he would always be my child even when he was grown up. But he decided it'd be better if he didn't grow up.

More recently he's been worried about having to give up his blanket when he's grown up. And this morning I heard him asking God to stop him from growing up. He was looking out the window at the rain. I watched him wondering what makes a 4-year-old not want to grow up.

When he came back to the living room, he announced what he'd asked God and Elizabeth took him to task. (She has, afterall, been working hard to grow up since she was four months old.) "But you said you wanted to marry me when you grow up!" "But you're going to share your blanket with your little boy!" Etc. Wil simply said, "I did, but I changed my mind."

What happened to July? What happened in July?

The twins and I moved to my parents house in North Carolina the second week. Sean joined us the day before their 4th birthday. I must say that we have a couple of great four-year-olds. Some days I think the Blue Fairy showed up overnight and gave us model children. But then I realize that couldn't be the case since I was with them most of the night. They can be quite delightful to be with during the day, but neither of them have slept well since we left Tulsa. They're sharing a bedroom and, until tonight, a bed. We switched out beds and put a trundle bed in their room today. Hopefully that will be an improvement for all of us.

July highlights:
> 4th of July at the Farm in Iowa spent with family and playing with "farklers."
> Family birthday party in Iowa - Elizabeth got a Snow White doll that falls asleep when she gets hot and wakes up when you cool her off. Her eyes are designed to respond to the touch of a "magic wand" that has hot or cold water on it, but we found that the air conditioner worked just as well when she got too hot in the backseat of the car.
> First hike, first waterfall to/at Pearson's Falls which was at a 30-year high. Amazing.
> Walking up and down Main Street in Hendersonville on Friday nights and racing to the bears on display for "Bearfootin' in Hendersonville."
> Talking Tree Trail at Holmes State Forest and another waterfall. Of course you can't see the trees talk because "their faces are too high." Wil remembers a lot about the trees and what they said about managed forests. He has drawn a number of pictures of small trees being chopped down so the bigger trees can grow taller.
> Making and decorating chocolate chip cookie cake for their actual birthday. It was rather uneventful as birthdays go. We went to Chick-fil-A for lunch and time to play. It rained most of the day. Wil got a bunch of great VeggieTales stuff including the newest LarryBoy video. He's drawn a ream of LarryBoy and Dark Crow pictures. They're the "greatest super heroes in the world" according to Wil.

If you've been wondering how the twins are doing amidst all our moving chaos, be assurred that they are doing well. Much better than expected. The first night out of the house Wil bawled, "I want to go to my house! I want to go to my house and put all the things back in my house!" It was horrible, but we all survived and eventually got some sleep. Poor boy. He teared up regularly the first few days, especially if something made him think of Sean. But now he just checks in with me once or twice a day to verify Sean's return date. Elizabeth goes with the flow pretty well these days so long as she knows the plan ahead of time. Being confident of Daddy's return in two days, her questions generally pertain to when we're going to move to South Carolina and when she is going to go camping with GrampAl in North Carolina. Sometimes a question about when we get to go to the beach is thrown in.

Currently we're at the Meade family farm which is great fun for the twins. They love the stairs, Uncle Cory's giant TV with all day Nickelodeon and Disney Channel, constant attention from their grandparents, (which I especially appreciate as I got to read the latest Harry Potter in two days,) and a playmate in Uncle Cory. Plus Granma and GranPaul got them a "castle fwimming pool." There's a hot water faucet outside, so we can get the water temperature exactly to Elizabeth's liking. It's generally still too cold for Wil.

If I find some time later, I've got a couple of great quotes to share including Wil's responses to Granma's children's message at church yesterday.

Wil is doing pretty well without his Veggies. However, he has started to begin all his Veggie stories with 'Momma, remember when my Veggies....?" He does this even when he's just recounting a story from a video. It makes me so sad. But Kathy is going to give him their Bob and Junior, as well as a new Larry Boy for Christmas. And we found a larger Larry for $5 on christianbook.com. It may take awhile to replace our Laura the Carrot, she looked different than most Laura plush toys, but I hope she'll pop up on ebay sometime.

We are moving on Saturday. I'm going nuts trying to pack. Wil threw up repeatedly this morning. My first thought was not "poor boy." It was "I did not need this right now!" He was fine by 1 pm, but I did a lot of unplanned laundry this morning. He and Elizabeth played very well together from suppertime until bedtime. God bless them. It did not stop me from being short-tempered, but I really am grateful.

Elizabeth and I escaped the packing madness for a couple of hours this afternoon by going to Ms Kathy's house to see her Barbie collection. We were both delighted. All of the dolls were still in their boxes except one which Elizabeth is now "borrowing." Ms Kathy would have given it to her, but Daddy says no Barbies until she is 6. (I might give in, but it's good to have his word to fall back on.) However, he did say she could borrow the doll until Saturday instead of returning it tomorrow if Ms Kathy agrees. Barbie was Elizabeth's constant companion this evening. Wil gave the doll to Elizabeth several times as a "birthday present." Barbie also got into the superhero business and helped Larry Boy stop the Yodel-Napper.

This particular Barbie came with clip-on earrings for the little girl in her life. Elizabeth wore them all evening but kept checking with me to make sure they were not putting "holes in her ears." She was concerned to discover this week that I put my earrings through holes in my ears and is determined not to let that happen to her.

You know you're a bad dad when your daughter asks for PB&J and you offer her cake instead because it's already made.

(Jaq had a post like this once where his daughter asked for strawberries. The difference is, he gave her the strawberries.)

Elizabeth sings at the top of her lungs anytime we see the subject:

Fag of Amewica
Wed, white, and bwue
Fag of Amewica
The salute we give to you. Woo!

Elizabeth: Daddy, I like how you look in your yummy donut [Krispy Kreme] shirt!

We had the twins' early birthday parties. I should have posted last week about Wil's. This year's theme was VeggieTales' "Rack, Shack and Benny." (If you haven't seen the video, most of the games won't make sense, but trust me that it was great.) We invited Josh, Connor and Jackson. They all wore caps with chocolate bunnies painted on them and ties so they could be Mr. Nezzer's junior executives. We searched for Mr. Nezzer's missing chocolate bunnies, danced to "Stand Up" and "The Bunny Song," and made Bob and Larry out of clay. Wil has wanted a "Bob & Larry" cake since the one I made for their second birthday two years ago, so I tried again. I'm happy to write for the record that this version was far superior to the first. I had a little trouble getting started, including broiling the cake instead of baking it, but it all turned out well in the end. Wil enjoyed the party very much and was happy to have all his friends come to play, though I regret to report that he hit them all at least once. That night when Sean put him to bed, Wil asked, "Can we talk about my Rack, Shack & Benny party?" Coming from Wil, that's better than last year's "This is the best party ever!"

Elizabeth's Princess Party was today. Six of her "little girlfriends" attended. They danced together and played "Pin the Flag on the Castle," which was Elizabeth's original idea. Then they dug for jewels in a container of rice and decorated heart-shaped boxes with the treasures they found. They got jewelry and played the "Disney Princess Game" and "Duck, Duck, Goose." All of Elizabeth's favorite things. We gave her her birthday present early so she could dress up as a Disney princess. She chose Snow White. She was in preschooler's heaven. And she behaved magnificently. If we had to remind her to say 'thank you,' it was easily done and her manner expressed her happiness. Surprisingly, this continued all day. At one point she did say she was sad that a particular friend had not been able to attend and, as is her nature, dwelled on the things that didn't go right, like scraping her leg, but there wasn't much to be sad about and she was soon restored to birthday party bliss. She said she liked party days best, and I, too, thought party days were best if she were always so delightful to be around. (Wil, on the other hand, was a monster. The next time Elizabeth has a party, he is going to be sent away for the day.) One mention of the cake before I end. I made her a castle cake with ice cream cone towers, marshmellow crenellation, a graham cracker drawbridge, and lots of pink and purple sprinkles. Last night I didn't think it was worth it. This morning I thought it was perfect. Elizabeth liked it too.

Another 'F' story; fifth in a series

Wil really likes Rolie Polie Olie's Spooky Ooky Halloween video. One never knows when he'll bring it up.

'Remember when Fot got fooky?'

Elizabeth on Science and Nature:

Flowers are made out of petals.
Magnets are made out of stick.

Elizabeth: I want to be a ballerina and a bride when I grow up.
Wil: I want to be a '3, 2, 1, Penguins!' when I grow up!

A while back, when Christine was out of town, the kids and I were at lunch. Elizabeth and I were having a debate about her eating her lunch, but she ended up doing a good job so she could have some ice cream. I was really pleased and sort of pushed/gently hit her for joy and said 'Good job!'. She was fascinated by this strange, exuberant hitting behavior and asked me 'Why you do that?'. I tried to explain, though I didn't do a very good job.

That night we got invited to the Touchets' for dinner. I was helping her go to the bathroom, which had been somewhat of a problem. She was successful and said 'It's okay, I don't need new big girl pants.' I said 'That's a good thing because I didn't bring any.' She did that new gentle hitting thing and said 'You should have brought some.' I dissolved into laughter, then said 'You should keep your girl pants dry!'

Another 'F' story; fourth in a series

Elizabeth sings 'The Itsy Bitsy Spider'

'The itsy bitsy fider went up the water fout. Down came the wain and washed the fider out. Out came the sun and dwied up all the wain. And the itsy bitsy fider went up the water fout [sic] again.'

Delightful.

Another 'F' story: third in a series

We have this teeny-tiny ant problem. Wil intentionally spilled apple juice last night. So we wanted him to see the ants that resulted this morning. We showed him the ants and I asked him what we should do.

'We better fray um. So they will be dead.'

Last night, for some unknown reason, Wil asked me to talk about the Christmas story when I was laying down with him. We progressed through pretty steadily. We got to the part about the shepherds and the angels.

'What did they do next?' I said

'Goed. They goed to see the baby. Except...maybe they stopped to get a card first.'

*Daddy laughs and laughs and laughs.*

Another 'F' story

Wil came running into my bedroom crying the other day. It was pretty obvious he and Elizabeth had had a fight. He told me she hit him.

'What should we do?' I said.

'Let's go fank her!'

Since Christine's back, I guess I have the gumption to write:

Wil came running into the study the other day: 'Daddy, there's a fly in the kitchen!'

'What should I do?'

'Fack it!'

I'm inspired.

From this morning -
Elizabeth: What are we going to do today?
Momma: Well, I am going to do a lot of scrapbook stuff....
E: I already know that!

From sometime earlier -
Momma: Why do you think Belle's Daddy got lost?
Elizabeth: Wrong aisle.

For better or worse, I let the twins watch parts of "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" with me. We borrowed Kathy's DVD so I was able to skip anything I thought would be too scary or too inappropriate. Wil talks to snakes now. "Hasheth hasheth. Be quiet Elizabeth! I'm talking to those snakes!"

Sorry there hasn't been anything new lately. I sometimes jot things down that I want to remember, so here are a few quotes that may or may not have been previously posted:

"I am a princess because my Daddy always says that to me."

"'You are so beautiful to me.' My Daddy sings that to me because I am my Daddy's daughter."

Best thing so far about summer: the sprinkler. It's a blast watching the twins play. I'm sure that's where the phrase "squeal with delight" originated.